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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstien

Published November 12, 2012












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Tubby Time

I knew I was unwanted when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
-Joan Rivers

Published November 19, 2012













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Green Maxx

I honestly believe it is better to be a failure at something you love
than to be a success at something you hate.
-George Burns

Published November 26, 2012













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Preschool Maxx #1

Die, v: To stop sinning suddenly.
-Elbert Hubbart

Published December 3, 2012













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Preschool Maxx #2

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
-Robert Benchley

Published December 10, 2012













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Preschool Maxx #3

Get your facts first, then you can distort them.
-Mark Twain

Published December 24, 2012













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Preschool Maxx #4

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying
than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.
-Oscar Wilde

Published December 31, 2012













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Preschool Maxx #5

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
-Buddy Hackett

Published January 7, 2013













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Preschool Maxx #6

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things,
and I have succeeded fairly well.
-Robert Benchley

Published January 14, 2013








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Quote of the Day
Preschool Maxx #7

I know that all my readers are of the highest intellectual acuity, and in no way in need of definitions to help them understand this strip. But, we must be ever mindful of those who ride the short bus to comic strip land. So, hear we go.

An icosahedron is any regular polyhedron with less than 21 and more than 19 identical equilateral triangular faces, no more than 30, but never less than 30 edges, and somewhere between twice a half dozen and half two dozen vertices.

A hypothetical sphere -
Spheres - In many ways, a sphere is like a ball. Remarkably so. So much so, that most people can't tell the difference between the two.
Hypothetical - Hypothetical comes from the root word hypodermicalogical and has something to do with water.

The flying buttress is a wrestling move popular in the Roman era and used extensively in the colosseum. It's not an illegal move in modern wrestling, it's just considered in very bad taste to use one's derriere as a weapon.

Monkey bars are drinking establishments for simians of all stripes. Of course, apes are welcome as long as they are accompanied by a simian.

Published January 21, 2013








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Preschool Maxx #8

Red Rover is a 19th century game thought to have originated in Britain. But the game is probably much older. Rover means "pirate" in Norwegian. In 1829 James Fenimore Cooper wrote the book The Red Rover about the pirate "Red Rover".

It is one of histories ironies that this game could have avoided one of the world's great tragedies. The American Civil War was at first to have been decided by a game of Red Rover, but when it was learned the rules clearly state that teams are to be broken into two teams of "East" and "West", this proved to be an insurmountable obstacle and the two sides were left with no alternative but to duke it out on the battlefield for four years.

Published January 28, 2013












Quote of the Day
Preschool Maxx #9

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-Mark Twain

Published February 4, 2013








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Preschool Maxx #10

A man paints with his brains and not with his hands.

Published February 11, 2013













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Preschool Maxx #11

It takes considerable knowledge just to know the extent of your own ignorance.
-Thomas Sowell

Published February 18, 2013








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Preschool Maxx #12

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
-Victor Kiam

Published February 25, 2013













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Preschool Maxx #13

I rant, therefore I am.
- Dennis Miller

Published March 4, 2013








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Preschool Maxx #14

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
-Mark Twain

Published March 11, 2013














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Preschool Maxx #15

Let us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other,
so we can have some conversation.
-Mark Twain

Published March 18, 2013








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Preschool Maxx #16

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.
-Mark Twain

Published March 25, 2013













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Sounds and Smells of Spring

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.
-Elbert Hubbard

Published April 1, 2013








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Will It Hurt?

The only way of catching a train I have ever discovered is to miss the train before.
- G.K. Chesterton

Published April 8, 2013













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In The Clouds

The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid.
- G.K. Chesterton

Published April 15, 2013








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Quote of the Day
Hammer Time

You can never have a revolution in order to establish a democracy.
You must have a democracy in order to have a revolution.
- G.K. Chesterton

Published April 22, 2013














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Better To Give Than To Receive

Compromise used to mean that half a loaf was better than no bread.
Among modern statesmen it really seems to mean that half a loaf is better than a whole loaf.
- G.K. Chesterton

Published April 29, 2013








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Quote of the Day

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
- G.K. Chesterton

Published May 6, 2013